Conversations with my husband

Tracy: “Could you get some nappies for Amelia when you go to the shop?”
Henk: “Sure, what size?”
Tracy: “Cuddlers, the purple pack.”
Henk: “What size?”
Tracy: “The purple pack.”
Henk: “What size?”
Tracy: “The purple pack.”
Henk: “What size?”
Tracy: “ THE PURPLE PACK!”
Henk: “WHAT SIZE?”
Tracy: “Purple is a size. You’re buying Cuddlers, not Huggies”