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Erik: “Hi. Is this Tracy?”
Tracy: “Yes. How can I help you?”
Erik: ”My name is Erik”
Tracy: “Yes….”
Erik: “I’m your parents’ broker. I deal with their life policies”
Tracy: ”…wha…”
Erik: “Happy Birthday!”
Tracy: “…”
Erik: “Hello, Tracy? Ar eyou there?”

Tracy: “YOU SCARED THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUTTA ME!!?!”
Erik: “Your birthday is today right? Why did I scare you?”
Tracy: “Why ELSE would my parents’ broker phone me unless I’m a beneficiary to their policies and somehow they DIED without me knowing!?” Idiot.

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Tracy: I need a stamp with the company details on it. How do I get one?
Boss’s Personal Assistant: I’ll get one for you
***few weeks later***

Tracy: Did you get me stamp?
Boss’s Personal Assistant: Not yet, I’ll get one for you.
***few weeks later***

Tracy: Did my stamp arrive yet?
PA forwards to storeman: Did we get her stamp yet?
Storeman forwards to Procurement: Did we get her a stamp yet?
Procurement to Tracy: Draw us a picture. Did you draw us a picture? Draw us a picture. Kthxbye

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